Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The Fourth Reich. Phase I. ‘It is de begin’

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The Fourth Reich. Phase I. ‘It is de begin’

0800
Munich
A couple of years ago

It was the anniversary of D-Day. They’ve had enough. Year after year they see the world celebrate the defeat of Germany. It is time.

Adalbert Bulani Hitler could see the red glow of the Allianz Arena through the frosted glass of his Gulfstream back from Loughborough University, UK . On board with him were Herbert Hainer and Heinrech Himmler the IVth. Fifty years in hiding and the now the time has arrived.

“ So you say dis plan will verk?”
“ Ja ja, de verld no know what coming ”
“ Nein, I am not so positive about de plan, but it is de only plan ve have.”
“Quiet! vat my grandfather started, I will finish. Hainer, de ball, it is verking?”
“ Perfectly my fuehrer. We gif de ball to de Bundesliga forst. Before any other league. Our soldiers vill be ready for de battle then. Himmler, Joachim is informed about de plan? ”
“ Ja ja. Hainer, sehr gut job. De scientists at adidas have done us proud. Ven ve lift de cup, den we will launch Phase VII of our plan. Or vas it Phase VIII? I don’t remember. But ve vill launch it.”
“So vat ve call dis vepon?”
“Ja Bulani. And de verld vill say yes to our fuehrer vithout even the know of it”

The Gulfstream came to a halt at the Munich airport. And as they were leaving the plane, Hainer through the terminal and the others through the secret tunnel in the hangar, Bulani muttered with a grin on his face : ‘ Ja, It is de begin’.


- Watch this space for Phase II -

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