This is absolute rubbish and anyone who tries to argue with the timeline, story or the characters involved are allowed to :
a. Hang themselves by the hair off Drogba's back from a Rugby Goal post wearing nothing but seaweed around their waist.
b. Steal your dad's cocktail mixer, add plenty of H2SO4 and HNO3 and Rat poison to taste. Mix well, serve with a slice of lime in a margarita glass, and down it in one go.
c. Walk to the top of the nearest skyscraper, throw down a dozen bags filled with 6 inch long nails, cover yourself in bubble wrap and hot oil, and jump right in.
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